I gotta make one

Don't let me forget

Never forget

@bum-driller

This is the funniest shit I've ever read

"SCHWACKSH~!! An aggressive, harsh spank had mashed onto her bubble butt, ruining her warning to her friends, telling them to run away as she was caught as nothing but livestock for the three, hung, ugly looking goblins. Fat dicks had surrounded her and dribbled goblin fluids down onto her face, against her skin and ruining her body as a whole. The strong stench of musk, sex, and grime was detected, and it was enough to make her stomach churn with pain and her body feel nauseous enough to vomit. Her right asscheek had stung like hell, as if though she was bitten against her buttcheek from the aggressive spank that had slammed and slapped down onto her fat ass alone, allowing her jiggly bubble butt to shake and wobble constantly in the air. The purple demon cackled and laughed, "Keheheee! Pony girl thinks she's hero, hmng?!" His raspy voice was disgusting, and the sensation of his foot ramming down onto her arm was as gross as he was, his skin feeling slightly slimy over a texture of rough bumpiness that made her skin crawl. A red goblin crushed her wrist down onto the floor, as well, and the blue goblin behind her had started her torment as his fat dick had fit inside of her fat ass... And the lights around her in the cave she had foolishly chose to explore seemed to grow all the darker with six more goblins entering to join the fun, her eyes rolling up with her asshole stretching out to handle the impossibly fat dicks her fuck-worthy body was begging to enjoy, while her mind was sobbing from the hopelessness of her situation. All could be heard in this dark cave was laughter, and... Plaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplap~!! KEHEHEHEEE~!! SCHMWAPLAPLAPLAPSH~!!"

Also bruh why does my shit look like spearmint toothpaste

She my scat queen

Yeah she shit her pants bro

@Wegra sells me toenails in a jar from cosplaying femboy thots every Tuesday. We meet up every Tuesday outside of a burger king in Wisconsin at approximately 3:35 pm. He fuels my addiction. My addiction for femboy hoes and their toenails that I snort. I snort it and then snot rocket them back out into wegras mouth and then he gives me half my money back for my services. Just thought you should all know 

Jared Dines came up to me at Maryland Deathfest

He told me that he likes the look of my man breasts

He pushed me over his 18 string guitar

And then he licked my bootyhole super fucking hard

Jared Dines on my cute little femboy bootyhole

Jared Dines let me suck his djent stick

He looked me in the asscheeks and asked, does it djent?

And I responded no, but it does clap

And so I twerked my booty cheeks on his phallus

And blew him a kiss to show I intended no malice

I used my fat ass to demolish his cock

And that was the day Jared showed me how Daddy Rock

Jared Dines on my cute little femboy bootyhole

Jared Dines let me suck his djent stick

He looked me in the asscheeks and asked, does it djent?

And I responded no, but it does clap

Jared Dines on my red hot chili hole (x4)

lol gottem

I just had a panic attack while taking a shit, in a public restroom, at my job at around 3 AM. That sucked but it's funny as fuck now that it's over.

You ever just fart in your hand and fistfuck your step dad's bootyhole with the fart in your closed fist and then just spread your palm to release the brap inside his bootybox and have him aim his big fat motherfucking asshole at your face like a Mario 64 cannon and have him spray that motherfucker directly into the cavities in your teeth so you don't have to get filling at the dentist? Me neither just thought I'd ask